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Not Exactly What She Wanted

 

His wife was very unhappy with her car and complained a lot to her husband.

'Buy me a surprise for my birthday!' she said.

'Something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds... And I would prefer a blue one!'

Happy and excited she was counting down the days for her birthday.

And finally she got the beautiful present her husband thoughtfully bought for her...

 

 

 

...He's recovering in hospital nicely now...

 

 

 

 

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