Something slightly different - click here for arse-icons!

• !-(          This is a black eye
• !-)          Displays a proud black eye!
• #-)        Competely wiped out, cos you've partied all night...
• #:-o     Shocked at something said etc
• $-)        US-Won the lottery, or thinking about money
• £-)        UK-Won the lottery, or thinking about money
• %(|:-)  Propeller-head, geeky person etc
• %*}     Inebriated, lost it to the beer, red wine etc
• %+{    Got beat up, and not feeling\looking too good
• %-(      Confused about something
• %-)      Dazed, silly or not altogether there
• %-6     No brainer, dead-head, best give this person a miss
• %-\      You've got a hangover from too much alcohol
• %-{      Ironic humour\event etc
• %-|      Worked all night and\or is knackered
• %-}      Humorous or ironic
• %\       Hangover\hungover
• >>:-<< Absolutely furious about something
• >-         Female of the species
• >->      Winking little devil
• >-<      Moderately furious\annoyed
• >-)       Devilish wink
• >:)       Signifying a little devil
• >:->    Very, very mischievous devil
• >:-<    Just angry
• >:-<    Mad at something\somebody
• >:-(     Annoyed about something\somebody
• >:-)     Just a bit of a mischievous devil
• >=^ P Yuck\yucky\slightly gross
• <:>      Devilish expression
• <:->     Another devilish expression
• <:-(      Dunce, go stand in the corner
• <:-)     Innocently asks a dumb question
• <:-|     Also a dunce, but probably doesnt realise it...
• <:|      So is this one, another dunce
• ( 8(|)   Homer - I like this one!
• ( <> .. <> )  Feeling or making alienated
• (( )):** Hugs and kisses, awww... bless!
• ((()))    Lots of hugging (initials or a name can be put in the middle)
• ()         Just a little hug
• (-:       Left-handed smile, or smiley from the southern hemisphere
• (:&     Mr Angry again!
• (:-      A type of unsmiley face
• (:-&   Another Mr Angry
• (:-(     Another unsmiley face
• (:-)     A type of smiley face
• (:-*    A nice little kiss
• (:-\     Awww... very sad
• (::()::)  Bandaid\plaster can mean you want comforting
• (:|      Egghead or Mr Tefal
• *       A simple kiss
• *<:-) Its Christmas time! Its Santa Claus!
• *<|:-) Also Santa Claus, or sometimes its a clown
• *-)    Bang! Shot dead...
• +<:-)  Religious leader - generally speaking
• +<:-| Monk or nun (notice there aint even a smile on it...)
• +<||-) Knight\knight in shining armour
• +:-) Priest\vicar minor religious figure
• +O:-) The one and only ... The Pope
• -)   Something said tongue in cheek
• -=  Snuffed a candle to end a flame message, if they understand it!
• -=#:-)  A wizard - also used for a wizard between the sheets - oo'er missus!
• /\/\/\  Lots of laughter
• 0:-)  Somebody thinks they are, or you are an Angel... bless their little cotton socks...
• 12x@>--->---  A dozen red roses for you, good for Valentines, eh?
• 2B|^2B To be or not to be... Shakespeare getting in on the act
• 5:-) Elvis... A one for the money, two for the show....
• 8     Infinity - something for Buzz Lightyear then...
• 8 :-)  Wizard type one again
• 8)     Wide-eyed, (but not legless) or wearing glasses
• 8-#   Death
• 8-)    Another type of wide-eyed or wearing glasses
• 8-o  Shocked! My goodness!
• 8-O  Astonished! Yet again, my goodness!
• 8-P  Another yucky or slightly gross one
• 8-[    Frayed nerves; overwrought, hand wringing time...
• 8-]    Wow! What more can I say?
• 8-|    Wide-eyed with surprise
• : (     Feeling sad
• : )     Smile - the one that is prbably used more than any other
• : [     Bored, sad, down in the dumps
• : |     Bored, sad, and really down in the dumps!
• :( )   Loudmouth, talks all the time or shouts - flame 'em I say!
• :*     A variation on a kiss
• :*)    Clowning around, general tomfoolery
• :**:  Returning a kiss to someone
• :+(   Got punched in the nose - serves 'em right!
• :,(    Crying or sobbing
• :-     Male, macho etc
• :-#   My lips are sealed - or perhaps you're wearing braces
• :-&  Tongue-tied, can't get words out properly
• :->   Smile of happiness (or sarcasm)
• :-><  Puckered up to kiss - send one over here then...
• :-<    Very sad about something\someone
• :-(     Frowning, stern look (reminds me of my old teacher)
• :-)    Classic smiley - in use since, erm... ages ago
• :-*    Another type of kiss, its making me all hot this...
• :-,    Smirks about something said
• :-/    Wry or slightly ironic face
• :-6   Exhausted, absolutely knackered (shouldn't stay up all night)
• :-9   Licking lips, yum yum...
• :-?   Licking lips or tongue in cheek about something
• :-@  Screaming\high pitched squealing (He's behind you!)
• :-C   Astonished look (from someone with a moustache by the look of it)
• :-D   Laughing out loud or very hearty\belly laugh
• :-d~  Heavy smoker - bad habit (cos I've stopped)...
• :-e    Disappointed in you\them\something
• :-I     Ponderingabout something, or impartiality about it
• :-J   Tongue in cheek about what you\someone has said
• :-j    One-sided smile... used by one sided people, kiddin'!
• :-k   Is puzzled about something\bemused
• :-M  Speak no evil, and... you know the rest
• :-O  Open-mouthed, gob-smacked or well surprised
• :-o  Surprised look - but is sometimes a wide mouthed yawn
• :-P   Sticking out tongue... considered cheeky!
• :-Q   Tongue hanging out in disgust or can be a smoker
• :-Q~  Smoking (post coital, anybody...?)
• :-s    What?! Exclamation type what
• :-V   Shouting - somebody with a big gob
• :-X   My lips are sealed \nd\or with a kiss
• :-Y   Comment down from the side of the mouth
• :-\'|   Sniffles\got cold
• :-{)   Smiley from someone with a moustache
• :-{)}  Smily from someone with moustache and beard... probably a caveman
• :-{}   Blowing a cyber kiss
• :-| :-|   Deja vu - i like this one, I'm sure I've seen it befor though...
• :-||    Very, very angry... best get mi coat
• :-}    Mischievous smile from someone you know
• :-~)  A snivelling cold\runny nose\snotnose person
• :-~|  Another cold... pass the hankies
• :.(    Crying a lot
• :/)    Not at all funny
• :/i    No smoking please
• :>   What? Que? Eh?
• :@  Similar to: What? Que? Eh?
• :\'-)  Tears of happiness\gladness
• :^D  Happy or is approving something
• :`-(   Shedding a small tear, my dear
• :{     Having a hard time of it
• ; P  Wink whilst doing a raspberry... use between friends
• ;-D  Winking and laughing at something at the same time
• = O  Really surprised
• =):-)=  Abraham Lincoln - bit specialised that one
• =:-)   Punk, or hosehead... hehehe
• =====:} Variation on a snake
• =^D  A dirty great big grin
• @>--->---   A long-stemmed rose, for your lover
• @==   Hope never to use this one, its an atomic bomb
• @}->-- A short rose\lapel rose
• B:-)    Sunglasses on head, chilling out
• d :-o   Hats off to you (seen it for Charlie Chaplin as well)
• IOHO  In Our Humble Opinion
• M-), :X, :-M   See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil
• M:-)   A salute to you
• O 8-)  Starry-eyed angel... very cute...
• O :-)   Just an 'ordinary' angel...
• O+     Female of the species
• O->   Variation on the male
• P*     French kiss... very European missus...
• Q:-)  College graduate (also seen it to mean a moderate smart arse)
• X-(   Just died\gone to heaven
• [:-)   Wearing a Walkman\CD player\MP3 player
• [:-]   Square head
• [:-|    Frankenstein...
• [:]     Robot (wheres the Dalek?)
• [:|]    Robot or mechanical man type thingy
• \_/    Empty glass - you've gone for more - hic - wine\beer\alcohol
• \~/    Full glass in fron of you
• ]:->  Devil\Satan\Lucifer
• ]:-)   Happy devil\Satan\Lucifer
• ][      Back to back\not talking
• ^ ^ ^  Giggles
• ^5    High five... yo, man!
• `:-)    Raised eyebrow\questioning look
• {}     No comment thank you
• |(     Sleepy (on late night email message\going to bed)
• |-(    Very sleepy, struggling to stay awake, or sleeping badly
• |-D Big and hearty laugh
• |-{   Good grief!
• |-|    Asleep
• |^o  Snoring his\her head off
• }{    Face to face, tete a tete
• ~ :-(  Steaming mad (venting plasma by the look of it)
• ~:o    A ickle baby
• ~~~~8}  or ~~~~~8}  Variation on a snake

• Something slightly different...how about some "ARSE-ICONS?"
• Here goes:
• (_!_) a regular arse
• (__!__) a fat arse
• (!) a tight arse
• (_*_) a sore arse
• {_!_} a swishy arse
• (_o_) an arse that's been around
• (_x_) kiss my arse
• (_X_) leave my arse alone
• (_zzz_) a tired arse
• (_E=mc2_) a smart arse
• (_�_) Money coming out of his arse
• (_?_) Silly Arse