"ME MUDDER"

When me prayers were poorly said

Who tucked me in me widdle bed

And spanked me till me arse was wed?

        
 Me Mudder

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Who took me from me cozy cot

And put me on the ice cold pot

And made me pee if I could not?

 Me Mudder

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And when the morning light would come

And in me crib me dribbled some

Who wiped me tiny widdle bum?

Me Mudder

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Who would me hair so neatly part

And hug me gently to her heart

Who sometimes squeezed me till me fart?

Me Mudder

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Who looked at me with eyebrows knit

And nearly have a king size fit

When in me Sunday pants me s*** ?

Me Mudder

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When at night her bed did squeak

Me raised me head to have a peak

Who yelled at me to go to sleep?

Me Fadder!

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