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"ME MUDDER"

When me prayers were poorly said
Who tucked me in me widdle bed
And spanked me till me arse was wed?

Me Mudder ~~~~~ Who took me from me cozy cot
And put me on the ice cold pot
And made me pee if I could not?

Me Mudder
~~~~~ And when the morning light would come
And in me crib me dribbled some
Who wiped me tiny widdle bum?

Me Mudder
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Who would me hair so neatly part
And hug me gently to her heart
Who sometimes squeezed me till me fart?
Me Mudder
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Who looked at me with eyebrows knit
And nearly have a king size fit
When in me Sunday pants me s*** ?

Me Mudder
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When at night her bed did squeak
Me raised me head to have a peak
Who yelled at me to go to sleep?

Me Fadder!

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