• Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

• Why does the sun  lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

• Why can't women put on mascara - with their mouth closed?

• Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

• Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

• Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

• Why is a boxing ring square?

• Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

• Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

• Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

• Why is it that when you're driving and  looking for an address, you turn
  down the volume on the radio?

• Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour - and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

• Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

• Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

• Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

• Why is the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?

• Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

• Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?

• Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance as that little black box?

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• Why have you contemplated emailing me, telling me the "proper" answer to some of the rubbish you read above?

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