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- How do you know when sour cream is off?
- After they make polystyrene, what do they ship it in?
- Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
- Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
- Why do irons have a setting for permanent press?
- How much sin can I get away with and still go to heaven?
- How young can you be to die of old age?
- Can you be arrested for selling illegal-sized paper?
- If God dropped acid, would he see people?
- If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
- If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
- If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?
- If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry?
- If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
- If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?
- If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
- If you're born again, do you have two belly buttons?
- What if there were no hypothetical situations?
- Where would we be without rhetorical questions?
- Will your answer to this question be no?
- If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and
apes?
- If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no
woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
- Is there another word for synonym?
- Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
- Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
- If you choke a Smurf, what colour will it turn?
- Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
- If vampires have no reflection, how come they have such neat hair?
- Do good S&M fans go to Hell?
- If swimming is such good exercise, how come whales are so fat?
- If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty
litter?
- How do Keep Off The Grass signs get there?
- Could God make a burrito so hot he couldn't eat it?
- Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
- If a person told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe
them?
- If someone gives you a penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents
in, where does the other penny go? Do you get change?
- If pro is the opposite of con, and progress is moving forward, what is
congress?
- Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
- Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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