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  1. "Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected." - Red Buttons
  2. Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
  3. A backward poet writes inverse.
  4. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
  5. Dijon vu, the same mustard as before.
  6. Practice safe eating: always use safe condiments.
  7. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
  8. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
  9. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
  10. Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really just a form of floor play.
  11. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
  12. Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
  13. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
  14. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
  15. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
  16. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).
  17. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
  18. In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your count votes.
  19. She was engaged to a man with a wooden leg but broke it off.
  20. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

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