1. If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
2. What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
3. Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
4. When two aeroplanes almost collide, why do they call it a near miss? It sounds like a near hit to me!
5. Do fish get cramps after eating?
6. Why are there five syllables in the word 'monosyllabic'?
7. Why do scientists call it 'research' when they are looking for something new?
8. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
9. When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
10. Why is it that when a door is open, it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door?
11. Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you.
12. Tell a man a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
13. How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
14. Why is it fake lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients, but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
15. Why do we wait until a pig is dead to 'cure' it?
16. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
17. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
18. Do Roman paramedics refer to IVs its '4s'?
19. What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
20. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

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