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- Q. three tampons walking down the street which one talks to you? A. none they are all stuck up twats..... (oops!)
- Q. How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose? A. 10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 ass, 1 beaver, and an unknown number of
hares.
- Q. Why are hurricanes normally named after women? A. When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your
house and car with them.
- Q. Why do they put a COCK on a weather vane? A. If they put a PUSSY up there the wind would blow right through it an
feck up the weather report......
- Q. What is the difference between a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken? A. By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have
left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
- Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? A. Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
- Q. Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same
day in Iraq? A. They don't want to wear out the camel.
- Q. What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? A. Cough, gag, choke, etc.
- Q. How can you tell if a valentine card is from a leper? A. The tongue's still stuck on the envelope.
- Q. what do you call a used tampon floating in a river? A. a blood vessel.
- Q. what's bloody & slimy and goes "ho-ho-ho"? A. Placenta Claus.
- Q. Why do lawyers wear neckties? A. To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
- Q. What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbian's apartment? A. Potpourri.
- Q. What is the difference between erotic and kinky? A. Erotic is using a feather... kinky is using the whole chicken!
- Q. What do you call an Ethiopian with a swollen toe? A. A golf club.
- Q. What stories do the ship captain's children like to hear? A. Ferry tales!
Q. What is the difference between "ooooooh" and
"aaaaaaah"? A. About three inches.
- Q. What does a Christmas tree and priest have in common? A. Their balls are just for decoration.
- Q. What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? A. You can't hear an enzyme.
- What do you call a blonde with pig tails? A. A blow job with handle bars.
- Q. What's worse than raining cats and dogs? A. Hailing taxicabs.
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