1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? A: Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? A: Tame Way, Unique Up On It...
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? A: They Take The Psycho Path.
4. How Do You Get Holy Water? A: You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? A: Dam!
6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? A: Polaroid's.
7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? A: A Stick.
8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? A: Nacho Cheese.
9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? A: Subordinate Clauses.
10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? A: Quattro Sinko.
11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? A: Spoiled Milk.
12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? A: Frostbite.
13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A: A Nervous Wreck.
14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? A: Anyone Can Roast Beef - can you pea soup?
15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? A: Right Where You Left Him.
16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? A: Because They Have Big Fingers.
17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? A: Because It Scares The Dog.
18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? A: Sanka.
19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover? A: The Location Of The Dirt Bag. (Ouch! Bit naughty that one).
20. Q. How can you tell which is the head nurse? A: A. The one with the dirty knees...

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