1. Q. What do gay termites eat? A. Wood Peckers.
2. Q. What is the difference between Olympic swimmers and Olympic divers? A. Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows.
3. Q. What do you get when you cross peanut butter and a rooster? A. A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth. (tut, tut)
4. Q. How can you tell if a midget is gay? A. He just came out of the cupboard!
5. Q. What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A. Gifted!
6. Q. How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? A. Shine a flashlight in their ear.
7. Q. Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A. It takes too long to retrain them.
8. Q. What do a blonde and your computer have in common? A. You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.
9. Q. How do you make a Kleenex dance? A. You put a little boogie in it!
10. Q. Why was the broom late? A. It over swept!
11. Q. Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet? A. Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!
12. Q. Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? A. She didn't know which 1 came first.
13. Q. What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick? A. Hugh Grant. (ahem)
14. Q. Did you hear about the three gays in San Francisco who attacked a woman? A. Two held her down while the third did her hair.
15. Q. What is a lesbian? A. Just another woman trying to do a man's job!
16. Q. What's the difference between Karate and Judo? A. Karate is method of self-defence; Judo is what bagels are made of. (oh, dear!)
17. Q. What's an innuendo? A. An Italian suppository.
18. Q. What's brown and crispy on the outside and white and creamy on the inside? A. A cockroach.
19. Q. How do you communicate with a fish? A. Drop him a line....
20. Q. What did the goose say when the pillow maker knocked at his door? A. "I'll be down in a minute."

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