1. Q. Why did the blonde put ice cubes on her boyfriend's penis? A. To keep the swelling down.
2. Q. What is 77? A. Just like 69, but you get 8 more!
3. Q. What does a blonde use for birth control? A. Brown hair-dye.
4. Q. What's the definition of "drag queen?" A. A man who wears everything a lesbian won't.
5. Q. What do you call kinky sex with chocolate? A. S&M&M.
6. Q. Hear about the library that burnt down in Paris? A. Destroyed their entire collection, and they hadn't even finished colouring in the second one!
7. Q. What's the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer? A. The taste...
8. Q. Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? A. He sold his soul to Santa.
9. Q. How do you get holy water? A. Boil the hell out of it.
10. Q. What do you call Santa's helpers? A. Subordinate Clauses.
11. Q. What is a zebra? A. 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
12. Q. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? A. Anyone can roast beef.
13. Q. Where do you get virgin wool from? A. Ugly sheep.
14. Q. Why are there so many Smiths & Jones in the phone book? A. They all have phones.
15. Q. Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A. Because they have big fingers.
16. Q. When is a pixie not a pixie? A. When he's got his head up a fairy's skirt, then he's a goblin'.
17. Q. Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple? A. Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.
18. Q. What does a dancer usually drink? A. Tap water!
19. Q. Where does a rancher record his inventory? A. In a cattle-log.
20. Q. How do you recognize a dogwood tree? A. By its bark.

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