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- Q. Why does a tiger have stripes? A. So he won't be spotted.
- Q. What do you call a dentist in the army? A. A Drill Sergeant!
- Q. What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner? A. When
the power goes off.
- Q. What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is? A. An insurance company.
- Q. Why do men have a hole in their penis? A. So oxygen can get to their
brains.
- Q. Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens? A. Because she wanted
to mail a litter.
- Q. The maker doesn't want it; the buyer doesn't use it; and the user
doesn't see it. What is it? A. A coffin.
- Q. How did Captain Hook die? A. From wiping his arse with the wrong hand.
- Q. What is the hardest thing to sell to a mummy? A. Life Insurance.
- Q. What's the definition of the perfect male lover?
A. He makes love until 3 a.m., and then turns into chocolate.
- Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women
come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
- Q. Why are electric trains like a mother's breasts?
A. They were both designed for the kids, but it's the fathers who are always
playing with them.
- Q. Why are men and spray paint alike?
A. One squeeze and they're all over you.
- Q. Have you heard about the new "super-sensitive" condoms?
A. They stay around after the man leaves, and talk to the woman!
- Q. Why do only l0% of women make it to heaven?
A. Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
- Q. Why do women like smart men?
A. Opposites attract.
- Q. What should you give a women who has everything?
A. A man to show her how to work it.
- Q. What do you call a guy who has no arms and no legs, but a 12 inch dick?
A. Partially handicapped.
- Q. What does a 72-year-old snatch taste like?
A. Depends.
- Q. How do you know when you're REALLY ugly?
A. Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.
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