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Q. What do David
Beckham and a diamond ring have in common? A. They both come
in a posh box.
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Q. Why are turds
tapered at the end? A. So your
arsehole doesn't slam shut! (Urgh!)
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Q. What do you get
when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper? A. Ribbon Hood.
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Q. What do you
call a redneck who has a dog AND a cat? A. Bisexual. (hehe sorry!)
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Q. Christians have
the bible, Muslims have the Koran, Jewish people have the Torah, but what do
Africans have? A. Jungle Book.
(not meant to be racist, just funny)
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Q. How many Borg
does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. One, but the
whole collective enjoys the experience!
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Q: What's worse
than a cardboard box? A: Paper tits!
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Q: What's the
difference between toilet paper and toast?
A: Toast is brown on both sides... (Disgusting!)
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Q. How can you
spot a blind guy at the nudist colony?
A. It's not hard...
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Q. Why do the men
in Scotland wear kilts?
A. Because the
sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
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Q. Why is a joke like a pussy?
A.
Neither is any fun if you don't get it.
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Q: How many blondes does it take to play hide and seek... A: One.
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Q.
Why do we have orgasms? A.
How else would we know when to stop?
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Q.
What are the 3 rings of marriage? A.
The Engagement ring, the Wedding ring and the Suffering!
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Q.
What happens when you have deja vu and amnesia at the same time? A.
You have the feeling that you're forgetting the same thing over and over.
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Q.
What does a Rabbi do during some sermons? A.
Babylon...
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Q.
What is an Egyptian Belly Dance? A.
The Gaza Strip.
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Q.
What happened when the computer fell on the floor? A.
It slipped a disk.
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Q.
Why was there a bug in the computer? A.
It was looking for a byte to eat.
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Q.
What is the ultimate rejection? A.
When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
