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Indecisive Bill (Surprise!)

Received a letter this morning,

Wonder who its from?

Could be a bill from Telecom.

 

No…..I paid that last week.

Hmmm. Could be the gas,

Well if it is, tough. It'll have to pass.

 

Suppose I really ought to take a look.

I bet it IS a bill.

SHALL I open it now,

Or wait till later - put it on the windowsill?

 

Tut, tut. Oh! I'll open it.

Now then, lets see what's what...

Well! Bless my soul!

I clean forgot...

...Its my birthday!

It's a lovely card... from... lets see,

My good old Auntie Dot.

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